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Strange titles are rarely added to Wikipedia under the guise of real encyclopedia articles. Occasionally Wikipedians lose their minds (especially on April Fool's Day) and if their posts are good they wind up here. Silliness can come in the form of creativity, insanity, or just boredom, as with other "silly things", often it seems a shame to delete the best of this humor which has been submitted to us under the GFDL.

Unlike bad jokes and other deleted nonsense, however, some of these article names were made for good reasons, on real topics that the writers thought might be useful for Wikipedia. That doesn't always mean that – out of context – the title will be any the less ridiculous-sounding.

If you find an article with a strange title up for deletion at WP:AFD, consider this page. If you do add it to the list, simply put it in its correct alphabetical place. Please don't link it – it'll only encourage them, with any luck it should be a redlink anyway, although one or two of those listed now act as redirects to more sensible titles.

As to this page's title, consider it a mild addition to the collection of "freaky" titles – the real reason for it was just so that it abbreviates to DAFT. Bewildering titles, bizarre titles, and surreal titles – all are equally fair game.

See also:

Notes for adding titles to this page[edit]

  1. A small note of explanation is OK, but please do not sign it – this isn't a talk page.
  2. This is for articles that really existed on Wikipedia which have been deleted – provide proof of the deletion if you can, generally in the form of an XFD discussion page (AFD debates can be quite humorous themselves) or deletion log entry (for articles deleted before December 2004; see also the Wikipedia:Deletion log or Wikipedia:Old deletion log).
  3. Don't stuff beans up your nose. Do not wikilink article titles.
  4. Don't glorify vandalism. If an article title was clearly and unquestionably the work of a vandal, or was speedy deleted as a G3 or G10, it's better off forgotten.
  5. Don't notify police on the fires you set. In other words, making something that would be DAFT, then getting it deleted, then reporting it here, is hands-down idiotic. We're assuming an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters are out there making article names with the hopes that, if one of them is DAFT enough, a user will find it and put it here. Let the chips fall where they may; don't dump them on the floor.

Titles[edit]

Special characters[edit]

  • ~*~ StAr TrEk InTo DaRkNeSs ~*~ [1]
    This redirect was suggested by xkcd to make fun of a long running edit war, which someone naturally turned into a real redirect.
  • Ç‹¬ç‰¹è§Â解 [1]
  • Ç‹¬ç‰¹è§ÂÂ解 [1]
  • Ç‹¬ç‰¹è§è§£ [1]
  • ©™® [2]
  • ☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼ [3]
    Was a redirect to Sun.
  • ꜛꜜ‿ [4]
  • [5]
    Was a redirect to Eggplant. The character, with code U+E34A, is from Unicode's Private Use Area block; it displays on iOS devices.
  • 🎈 release [6]
    Was a redirect to Balloon release.
  • (see list of episodes)[7]
    Appeared to be an attempt to write a complete list of Sesame Street episodes that the author had given up on halfway through and left unfinished.
  • "Creole be on ya!" [8]
  • "green seal" [9]
  • "I am the state." [10]
  • "IT'S ONE OF CALIFORNIA'S BIGGEST DISASTERS" [11]
Was a redirect to a deleted article about a book.
  • "Stay in Bed" technique [12]
  • "u nyun" [13]

0–9[edit]

  • 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 [14]
    The content of this article contained some text saying that there are 100 zeroes after the one. However, there were only 99!
  • 14-15-20-8-9-14-7 [15]
    If you replace each number with its corresponding letter of the English alphabet (for example, replacing 14 with the 14th letter, which is N), you get the word "nothing".
  • 1933 in video gaming [16]
  • 2041 in film [17]
    Deleted in 2007, and again in 2017.
  • 22.86 Centimetre Nails [18]
    Redirect to Nine Inch Nails. Trent Reznor is not likely to go metric any time soon.
  • 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117068 [19]
    Deleted several times; see this deletion discussion for one example. Was apparently a redirect to Pi.
  • 4 8 15 16 23 42 [20]
    Now a redirect to Mythology of Lost.
  • 4 men In A Closet [21]
  • 474 things to do when you're bored [22]
    Article consisted of 473 things to do when you're bored.
  • 5 Minutes Short of an Amoeba [23]

A[edit]

  • AAAAAAAAA! [24]
    Uncyclopedia featured it twice.
  • A better Wikipedia [1]
  • A wierd word [25]
  • Add new artical [26]
  • Adminism [27]
  • Aeroneurophycosis [28]
    "in which the sufferer developes a sexual atraction to aircraft"
  • AidepikiW [29]
  • Alan (legendary creature [30]
    Not to be confused with Alan (legendary creature), an actual legendary creature in the Philippines.
  • Albert Pooholes [31]
    Referred to Albert Pujols, whose last name is pronounced like "Pooholes".
  • Albertsons Saratoga Avenue, Santa Clara, California [32]
    Albertsons is an American supermarket chain.
  • Allah-Kitten controversy [33]
  • Alpacas and Buffalo are the Same Thing [34]
  • ALPACA programming language [35]
  • Amazing face on rock that looks like hitler [36]
  • An article that contains nothing but a full stop [37]
    No prises for guessing what this page contained!
  • And where do the horses do their business? [38]
  • And all other mind altering substances [39]
  • Angry donkey [40]
  • An old dude who lives in Central America. [41]
  • Antarctica (country) [42]
  • Ant Tantrum [43]
  • Apeism : Ape worship and the history of Apeism [44]
  • Aqua-hoochie [45]
  • Are there levels in dance? [46]
  • Arm hair fetishism [47]
  • Arsonistically [48]
  • Article Name Afro-Argentinians-YES THEY EXIST! [49]
    The legitimate article on this topic is at Afro Argentine.
  • Article on Katy Perry in French to be continued [50]
  • Article writting [51]
  • As a parent would you be willing to let your kids get a bat or shower right now fully clothed in their shoes and socks [52]
    I'm more concerned about the fact the parent in question dresses their children in nothing but shoes and socks
  • Assassins of the 1400 [53]
  • Assflakes [54]
  • Asylum leftovers [55]
  • Atheism Rules! [56]
  • Atoms in Bulgaria [57]
  • Attack of the fifty foot Hitler [58]
  • Attack page [59]
  • Awesomebootsybear [60]
  • Awesome Fest [61]
  • AWOOGABOOGA [62]

B[edit]

  • B Collision or (B is for Banjo), or (B Sides), or (Bill), or Perhaps More Accurately (... the Eschatology of Bluegrass) [63]
  • Baby alligator sacagawea [64]
  • Baby born with penis on its back [65]
  • Baby Photography a Genre in itself [66]
  • Bacon armageddon [67]
  • Bad B*tch Club [68]
    So bad they couldn't bring themselves to spell it out.
  • Bahá'í humor [69]
    Commemorated at BJAODN.
  • Ballad of Saddam Hussein [70]
  • Baltimore phenomenon with maps [71]
  • BananaDogMan [72]
  • Banana pizza [73]
  • Bary, bay, and bom [74]
  • BATTLES Prophet Muhammad Fought [75]
  • Bazooka Folding bikes [76]
  • Beaster Da Man [77]
  • Be like neji [78]
  • Beans for books [79]
  • Bearatross [80]
  • Beatnik programming language [81]
  • Beefstache [82]
    "a rather grade A mustache that appears to have had meat particles in it"
  • Beer belly causes [83]
  • Beer for dogs [84]
  • Beer tac toe [85]
  • Beezleboss [86]
  • Being bored [87]
  • Being saddled with a bad husband [88]
  • Ben Harrison: There was a problem with your search. This is probably temporary; try again in a few moments, or you can search Wikipedia through an external search service: [89]
    Yes, that was the article's title.
  • Benny go home [90]
  • Best bibs ever [91]
  • BEWARE THE GREEN MONKEY [92]
  • Bewildergoose [93]
  • Bicyclescope [94][95]
  • Big Baby Gandhi [96]
  • Big bad sex words [97]
  • Big Cookie Wendsday [98]
  • Big Fucking Sandwich [99]
  • Big Headed Destruction [100]
  • Birth defects considered snazzy by the FDA [101]
  • Black panther the album music from and inspiered by [102]
  • Blastiest [103]
  • Blazing Angels: Squadrons of WWII mission five walkthrews for wii [104]
  • Blowing up Wales [105]
  • Blue chocolate [106]
  • Blurple [107]
  • Bob Bobbert Bobson [108]
  • Bob Dole Memorial Ocean [109]
    Was a redirect to Pacific Ocean.
  • Body part wenis [110]
  • Boofsticks [111]
  • Boomness [112]
  • Boris the talking puffin [113]
  • Bounceology [114]
  • Bouncy kastle [115]
  • Box month [116]
  • Bratz babyz pooping [117]
  • Breakfast with the gators [118]
  • Brick monster [119]
  • Briefsism [120]
  • Bring your Pez dispenser to work day [121]
  • Brlić-Mažuranić [1]
    This was probably a mangled version of the name of the Croatian author Ivana Brlić-Mažuranić. When the article was created, Wikipedia used the ISO 8859-1 character encoding, which does not contain the special characters in her name, but as always, there's...
  • Brlić-Mažuranić [1]
  • Broken condom style [122]
  • BryceSorryAndConfusedHarrington [1]
  • Buddha Machine [123]
    Also check out the original title, Jukebox buddha. [124]
  • Bukkacracy [125]
  • Bullfrog programming language [126]
  • Burfasaurs life of a successful extinct kind [127]
  • Burying your Brother In The Pavement [128]
  • Butt munchers [129]
  • BUTts up league [130]
  • Buying Chocolate [131]

C[edit]

  • Cake cannon [132]
  • Cakeage [133]
  • Call this a cry for help [134]
  • Cambodian scrotum theives [135]
  • Camosexual [136]
    "one who is sexually stimulated by camoflage [sic] patterns in such a large manner that it directly interfears [sic] in ones everyday life"
  • Can someone send me a shiny pokemon on gts for pokemon platinum [137]
    See also: Can someone send me a shiny pokemon over gts [138]
  • Canuckistani Soviet Socialist Republic [139]
    Was a redirect to Canada.
  • Carolina Panthers versus Pittsburgh Steelers live stream Online: Watch NCAAF 2015 preseason football [140]
  • Carowhina [141]
  • Catfire [142]
  • Cathode Ray Tube Beef Curry [143]
  • Cat vomit exercise [144]
  • Caught in the Act of Not Being Awesome [145]
    Title of a Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains album
  • Cell Phones And Drunk Driving [146]
  • Charlie the drunk guinea pig [147]
    Most likely a reference to Smosh.
  • Charlie's sister [148]
  • Cheesecheesecheese [149]
  • Cheese on a chicken [150]
  • Cherokee purple height [151]
    "It is purple while it grows. all the way until you wash it."
  • Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs [152]
    Most likely a reference to Whose Line is it Anyway.
  • Chibi chibi burger [153]
    This is an actual series in Indonesia.
  • Chicken-Neck Party [154]
  • Chocolate bar and the moon [155]
  • Chomskybot [156]
  • Christian Wrestling Federation [157]
  • Chucking loads of elaphant poo at people [158]
  • Church of Sonic the Hedgehog [159]
  • Circles Appearing Randomly on Shirts [160]
  • Clackamas baby killers [161]
  • Clarity shops [162]
    Did they perhaps mean "charity shops"?
  • Clear lake Fudgsicle [163]
  • Clumsyskinnymancubus [164]
  • CNBC anchors who have never held even a moderately high position in the financial field [165]
  • Cold war is not a war,it a game of chess [166]
    The legitimate article for this subject is located at Cold war (general term).
  • Collapse of the United States [167]
  • College of Dracology [168]
  • Colour Me Stupid [169]
  • Comfy Lounge (University of Waterloo) [170]
  • Concrete cleaning [171]
  • Confederate States Air Force [172]
    The Confederate States of America ceased to exist in 1865. Not to be confused with the Confederate Air Force, the former name of the Commemorative Air Force. Later recreated for the fictional alternate history entity, only to be deleted again after a few years.[173]
  • Constitutional Chair [174]
  • Cookies that talk and drive cars into lakes and don't listen to their mothers because they don't care [175]
  • Cool Beans FC [176]
  • Coolest person in the world [177]
  • Cornography [178]
    …"filming, or watching, two stalks of corn mating. Though this isnt possible, it is still asum."
  • Could someone please Give me a list of PPV things in the WWE? [179]
    Was a redirect to List of WWE pay-per-view events.
  • Cow cuddling [180]
  • Crazy florist [181]
  • CRANE DURHAM'S Nothing But Truth [182]
  • Create a wikipedia [183]
  • Create my own artical [184]
  • Create new artcle [185]
  • Create new article [186]
  • Create your own page [187]
    ... but create it somewhere else.
  • Creative garments [188]
  • Creator of Popcorn [189]
  • Crispy chicken [190]
  • Crust of the Andes [191]
  • Crying babyworm [192]
  • Cure for fangirlism [193]
  • CXGfhsudfgeifshhgdjshghidsgjds [194]

D[edit]

  • Dafloopledestine [195]
  • Daily Tortilla Intake [196]
  • Dancing space potatoes [197]
    Was a redirect to Futurama.
  • Dangers of getting tased in the breast [198]
  • Danocracy [199]
    The article began with: "Danocracy is political system closely related to that of Democracy. The only specific criterion required for Danocracy is that votes depreciate in value, as each voter becomes older."
  • Das Dualwiktorkeinekanzlormerklenschroederlowenbraudeadheatlickin'kopf [200]
    Was a redirect to The Daily Show.
  • DAT IGALA BOY [201]
  • David Smith (random 15 year old in Texas) [202]
  • Dead prostitutes in popular culture [203]
    What could be more encyclopedic than an exploration of the dead hooker plot device?
  • Death by electro giants [204]
  • Death Jazz Piss Funk [205]
  • Death of a shoe horn in Mexico with a cat [206]
  • Debated questions regarding the procreation and existence of certain Narnian creatures. [207]
  • Defender of the supermart [208]
    Which is actually a series found on Albino Blacksheep.
  • Deleted article [209]
  • Delete this [210]
    You got it!
  • Deletion log [211]
  • Depressive Avio-porcine Respiratory Terrorism Syndrome (DARTS) [212]
  • Diarrhea of a genius [213]
  • Did velociraptor travel through space [214]
  • Diet Coke + Mentos = Kaboom [215]
    A reference to the Diet Coke and Mentos eruption phenomenon
  • Differences between Huaxia and barbarians [216]
  • Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding [217]
  • Discussion on business models and organizational charters applicable to large free wikis [1]
  • Disney FBI Warnings [218]
  • Do elephants lay eggs [219]and Dopigslayeggs [220]
    Just in case you were wondering, elephants and pigs don't lay eggs.
  • Do scented candles burn faster than unscented candles [221]
  • Does not link to hitler [222]
  • Dog Fart Neutralizing Thong [223]
  • DON QUIXOTE, EL DONKEY, EL DINERO. READ THE NOVEL OF NARFARD FLARP TODAY RAWR GBS4L [1]
  • Don't Move Your Panda [224]
  • Donkey Razor Abridged [225]
  • Donald Trump (planet) [226]
    Apparently here is a picture of him/it
  • DO NOT DELETE THIS PAGE [227]
  • Don;t forgett yomama lyrikes of jones [228]
  • Donkey made of purple cheese [229]
  • Donte's down the hatch [230]
  • Dont you dare read this mrs. dunphrey [231]
  • Doooood [232]
  • Dotcrunk [233]
  • Double-blind FROG [234]
  • Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice [235]
    Which is actually an Uncyclopedia article.
  • Double u eye eye [236]
    A redirect to Wii.
  • Download from a paypal site without paying a penny! [237]
  • Do you love what you eel [238]
    A typo/misspelling of Rufus' song "Do You Love What You Feel".
  • Do you stock battletoads [239]
    Refers toBattletoads, a 1993 video game, and a series of prank calls about the game toPawn Stars
  • Dumpster mummy [240]
  • Dr. Octagonpus [241]
  • Drexel and the Bootleggers [242]
  • Dr Hudson's Speed Thinking [243]
  • DRIP IRELAND [244]
  • Drugbunny [245]
  • Drug delivery systems to human doggy creatures [246]
  • Drunken Lizard Games [247]
  • Dying with your pants off [248]

E[edit]

  • Earthquakes will the weight of a city affect earthquake size. [249]
  • Eat Dubai [250]
  • Eat Your Parents [251]
  • Editing Wikipedia commentary/Would Larry and Cunc just drop it please [1]
  • Editing Wikipedia while drunk [252]
    Not to be confused with Wikipedia:Editing Under the Influence.
  • EFFECT OF STRATEGY ON COMPETITIVE ADVANTAGE - STARBUCKS IN CHINA [253]
  • Eggman Religion [254]
  • Eggz [255]
  • El Bastard Comes To Town [256]
  • Electron (concern) [257]
  • Elephant Thursday [258]
  • Elephant (wikipedia article) [259]
  • Elvis Presley's favourite books [260]
    Deleted owing to pressing BLP concerns.
  • Emily's Famous Nacho Recipe [261]
  • Emperor of Wikipedia [262]
    Was a redirect to Jimmy Wales.
  • En, Wikipedia [263]
  • English article for compatison [264]
  • Equine and canine news [265]
  • Equus (play) as metaphor for horse and man [266]
  • Erotically shaped plants [267]
  • Eskimos on horses [268]
  • Every country except Romania is a lie! [269]
  • Everyone has to like cheese or else i will kill them in their sleep and they wil die [270]
  • Everything (everything) [271]
  • Everything Is Snape [272]
    Refers to Severus Snape, a character from the Harry Potter series.
  • EVIL! [273]
    Was a redirect to Britannia.
  • Evil Pig [274]
  • Evil trees [275]
  • Evil Tutorial [276]
  • Explain fractions by ethan darrin [277]
  • Extreme accounting [278]
    Single sentence; "In extreme accounting, competitors are required to add and divide six-digit tax figures while climbing a 60000 foot mountain."
  • ExtremeBronyStuff [279]

F[edit]

  • Fabric costing Rs. 100,000 per meter [280]
    Which is apparently still cheaper than the World's costliest fabric [281]...
  • Fake articles and entries in dictionaries, encyclopedias, and other reference books, lists, and directories as well as fictitious places, streets or other intentionally fake insertions in maps [282][283]
    Was a redirect to fictitious entry.
  • Fake Fake [284]
  • False stories of Mahabharata [285]
  • Famous watermelons [286]
    "watermelons are really complex pieces of fruitery. the most famous watermelon is the late great edmund hillary"
  • Fannypackosity [287]
  • Farting in Ireland [288]
  • Fartsniffing Anklebiting Anteater Spawn [289]
  • Fat naked lady [290]
    "She is fat. She is naked, she is the FAT NAKED LADY"
  • Fatty fatty boom boom [291]
  • Fattymcjiggletits [292]
  • Feeling like you do not fit in [293]
  • Festval of AAAAARGBLBLBLBLBLBLBL! [294]
  • Fgdgfggfgfggffdf [295]
  • Find the Ramen [296]
  • First article [297]
  • First United Church of Cthulhu [298]
  • Fish repairs [299]
  • Five clicks to jesus [300]
    A game mode on the Wiki Game.
  • Five pound electron [301]
  • Five stolen dollars [302]
  • Flesh eating zombies of the carpet factory [303]
  • Flying Bigfoot of Florida[304]
  • Flying humanoids [305]
  • Flying Turtles [306]
  • Fork Knifing With Crunchy Tape [307]
  • Fossil fuel for reciprocating piston engines equipped with spark plugs[308]
    ...You know, the stuff that powers your car. – err, – no, gasoline . . . ack, just forget about it.
  • Found black colored wood (black throughout) on a beach in all sizes and shapes. When you cut it in half, the center is very hard, rock like, almost petrified. What type of wood is this and how did it get these characteristics? [309]
  • Frankenstein Atomic Frontier [310]
  • Frankenstein: Personal & Individually Interpretation [311]
  • Fredfredhotdog [312]
  • Free down load asterix at the olympic games film [313]
  • Fried Dynamite [314]
    Which was actually once a Cartoon Network programming block
  • Friends are good.(somtimes) [315]
  • Frog urine [316]
  • From the dog's mouth [317]
  • Fromage programming language [318]
  • Frozen doberman [319]
  • Fumigation of Exorcism [1]
  • Funny eirik [320]
  • Funny MPAA rating reasons [321]
  • Fun with Poop [322]
    The title of an album by the band Screaming Mechanical Brain, whose page was also deleted
  • Fur baby [323]

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